Horny devil dating

13-Sep-2017 16:43

He’s intimidated by Cupid, and tries to keep a low profile.

He hates himself for the role he is compelled to play out, i.e. He’d much rather do something else but he can’t stop himself, it’s in his programming...

He’s gullible and naive and more than a bit uptight.

She doesn't realise she's hot and hasn't really mastered the art of a feminine allure, thanks in a large part to her job.

So it's frustrating for him and he's slipped in to a bit of a chauvinistic rut, easily swayed by any perceivable new hope he can get his hands on but rarely using it in a new way.

He is well beyond hating his job and wants something on the side to spice his existence up.

Cupid was a world weary old man who knows all the tricks.

He's spent his youth pursuing ladies then reluctantly fixing them up in order to maintain the balance of the world.

She doesn't realise she's hot and hasn't really mastered the art of a feminine allure, thanks in a large part to her job.So it's frustrating for him and he's slipped in to a bit of a chauvinistic rut, easily swayed by any perceivable new hope he can get his hands on but rarely using it in a new way.He is well beyond hating his job and wants something on the side to spice his existence up.Cupid was a world weary old man who knows all the tricks.He's spent his youth pursuing ladies then reluctantly fixing them up in order to maintain the balance of the world.In fact the more he can do to avoid paying attention to the work he’s doing the better he feels. Devil is young and new to the afterlife but doesn't exactly fit the mould he's been cast into.